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Old Feb 15, 2008, 02:46 AM // 02:46   #1
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Default Sleep is the new sex...
Found this on Facebook, made me lol.

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You think about it all the time.

Every seven seconds? MORE.

You talk about it, brag and make jokes.
"oh man, you won't even believe how many hours it lasted."
"you're kidding! All I got last night was a five minute quickie!"

The fact of the matter is, you NEED it.

We all have our "requirements." Our "quotas."

Don't be ashamed.

It's perfectly natural!

And, like it or not, everyone does it.

Our grandparents did it... Oprah does it... In fact, your mom is probably doing it right now.

And if you don't get enough?

You're not alone.

The nights are the worst.

That's when you walk down the halls knowing that EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS GETTIN' SOME.





Sleep: the sex of our generation.

...the nights are the worst...
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 02:52 AM // 02:52   #2
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LoL .
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #3
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Wow ........
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 02:55 AM // 02:55   #4
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I know a couple more that are like this. They're usually good for a chuckle or two.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #5
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Sleep is for the weak. I'm powered by caffeine.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 04:31 AM // 04:31   #6
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So what do you call a Power Nap?
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #7
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Afternoon delight?
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 07:04 AM // 07:04   #8
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^ lulz X 3 million
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 07:12 AM // 07:12   #9
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lol i like it
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 07:48 AM // 07:48   #10
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Afternoon delight?
That has got to be the most perfect response ever.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 01:51 PM // 13:51   #11
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I don't get much sleep, I'm too busy getting sex. :P
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #12
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Does this mean I should get shag carpeting and oils for my home, cuz I sleep so much it's as though I do it for a living.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 07:02 PM // 19:02   #13
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HAHAHHAAHHA

Owait......that wasnt funny. because it was STOOPID

Maybe for your generation... but I like normal sex.
I also dont brag about my sleeps, talk about them, or make jokes.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 08:14 PM // 20:14   #14
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^ This guy..
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 08:18 PM // 20:18   #15
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HAHAHHAAHHA

Owait......that wasnt funny. because it was STOOPID

Maybe for your generation... but I like normal sex.
I also dont brag about my sleeps, talk about them, or make jokes.
That guy doesn't get either I am afraid.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 08:19 PM // 20:19   #16
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Yeah but this makes the whole virginity pop culture and status totally null as even babies have done it, in that case.

Though it's true, nowadays we are so pressured and stressed, the biggest desire of all is SLEEP.

Well, maybe some sex before said sleep too. ^_^
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 08:40 PM // 20:40   #17
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I don't get much sleep, I'm too busy getting sex. :P
Keep telling yourself that bud.

EDIT All of you need to acquire a sense of humour please, jesus.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 08:42 PM // 20:42   #18
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Well, maybe some sex before said sleep too. ^_^
i prefer sex right after i wake up. preference :\
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 09:40 PM // 21:40   #19
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i prefer sex right after i wake up. preference :\
I prefer both...

Maybe even sleep and sex at the same time.
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Old Feb 15, 2008, 09:51 PM // 21:51   #20
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Sleep is the new sex eh? Well not to brag or anything, but im a complete playa
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